Friday, 20 July 2007

Simons Garage (open context)



Toy garage made for me by my grandad Albert Edwin Todd (who was woodbutcher in residence at Woolies in Brum many moons ago) and given to me as a christmas present when I was about 7 years old.


The photograph is a reference to a cassette recording of my brother singing Away in a Manger from about the same time recorded at Nan & Grandads in Lincoln. One of two pics of myself and my brother with the first line from the carol written on tape covering our mouths. (I keep copies of these images in my wallet at all times)


The car is a 1/18 scale Mk II Jaguar which I bought for my Dad.

He had a Daimler 250 (Reg: POB 8G) at the start of the 1970s and over the years I have tried to create a collection for him of cars that he owned (including the silver Capri and a black Mini Van) which I shall now continue to do for myself.

The original car was brown and this Maisto model in Old English white was the closest I could get.


I'm intending to renovate the garage at some point and repaint it in its original colours of claret and blue. I don't know why Bert chose this colour scheme but it is highly appropriate that I now have a view from my studio window of the Aston Villa football ground.


I have used the garage in many ways over the years, repainting it and using for photographic and sculptural purposes:
A bit of fotoshoppe from a couple of years ago.






So, I'm trying to track down the lettering Bert used to make the sign "SIMONS GARAGE" it was something like this: http://www.alphabetsigns.com/letters.html but if anyone knows the whereabouts of an old set (in Helvetica font) please let me know.

Monday, 16 July 2007

Dec 25th 1969


Junkyard Ford


Hot seat


Well clattered GT40


Bimmer Blues


Celebrate with Champari


Thanks to all the guys at Tele-Dada and Doomlop
We couldna' done it without ya!

Looking for new sponsors


Dad pops round for a cuppa


Wednesday, 11 July 2007

Work in progress




So I thought bollox to the sanding, lets get some paint stripper on the go!
A little sanding to finish off and a nice coat of RAL 5002
Now I just need some Bimmer wheels to replace the Merc' ones and a few race decals and we're off

Ascona on a roll!

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/589875/opel_ascona_crash_wreck/

Another corner of the store


V70 station wagon in flight


Duwayne puts his newly aquired lifting gear to good use.

Store 01b


More colour coded vehicles.

Store 01a



Using a simple colour coding system.

635 csi prep'

Taking time to prepare his BMW racecar for the Autumn season (Lots of sanding!)

In storage


During the Summer break Duwayne will be storing his extensive vehicle collection at an undisclosed location somewhere deep in the Mid-West

Thursday, 5 July 2007

Monday, 18 June 2007

Projected memory 01


Thought transferrence onto CCD

Dead Beetle (Volkswaganus Carapacia)


Friday, 25 May 2007

Night Rider


My Scalextric Boss 302 Mustang which I have repainted matt black and fitted sidepipes handmade from ally tube. Just need to fit a light kit and whack some number decals on the doors and it'll be ready to race. Gonna set some record lap times with this beasty, it go's like s*%t off a shovel!

Sunday, 20 May 2007

Look, No Motorways!


Yes, there was a time when Spaghetti junction was nothing but a dream.

fleshmetalsexdeath


Wednesday, 16 May 2007

untitled


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Tell all the people
in their cars
to go home & love their loved ones
There’s no recommended daily dose
for hydrocarbons

Praise the Lord
& pass the paracetamol

How do you resist the irresistable?

Mom & Dad are welded
to the telly
in the living room
Praying that their lucky dip
gets lucky

Praise the Lord
& pass the paracetamol

How do you escape the inescapable?

How do you resist the irresistable?

Tell al the residents
in St Cements
they’ll soon be
with their loved ones
Waiting for their turn to hit the highway

Praise the Lord
& pass the paracetamol

How do you explain the inexplicable?

How do you escape the inescapable?

How do you resist the irresistable?

Friday, 11 May 2007

All things must pass.


Back to the garden

Peekaboo Peugeot.


Sunday, 6 May 2007

Austin Healy 3000


When my Mom worked in a hotel on Jersey in the late 50s the local lads would take her and her mates out for high speed drives in their Austin Healys around the Islands derestricted roads.
It's a miracle I'm here!

Road Trip

Cars need roads:



If it wasn't for those pesky kids!!!


At your service.


Move over Rover


We shall not see their like again.

Somewhere on the back straight @ LBMRC


Ford Anglia, Lotus Cortina & VW Beetle.

Little Bromley


If these were real we'd be talkin' £3m at least.
Ahh the joys of minature motor racing!

Stitch this!


A bit of welding to be done on Dans Escort RS to say the least!

Rust In Peace


A scrapyard somewhere in South Staffs 05 05 07
An entropic reminder of the transitory nature of youth.
Vauxhall Viva - Ford Cortina 1600E - Triumph 2000 TC.

Friday, 4 May 2007

Thursday, 3 May 2007

PDH 94 R


Opel Kadett City 1.2 owned by my Mom, then sold to a colleague of my Dads who got a skinfull and parked it half way up a lampost causing severe back injuries. A copper by the way!

Tuesday, 1 May 2007

Mazda Blues 2007


Zimmerbrynth 02 (detail)


In the Kingdom of the Odd
Image for MZ/sdh 2007